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Coleman's Hurricane Preparedness
Coleman's Bar & Grill Top Five Hurricane Preparedness Tips.
5. Move Nathan's hot dog bank (our cumulative qualifier winnings, once totaling 1000 dogs, now down to a couple packs) to higher ground, i.e from freezer to top of fridge.
4. Eater X loves his soda, so at Coleman's we have thrown away all water, flashlights, water pumps, and batteries to make room for 82 2 liter bottles of Coke Zero, 3 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew, and 1 3 liter bottle of knockoff Fanta Orange Drink
3. Fill bathtub with Famous Grouse whiskey. Already distilled.
2. Post Earthquake we re-filled the first aid kit with Smokes Poutine - in case of emergency, break glass box, mix french fries, gravy, and cheese curds. Inhale deeply.
1. Contact Mayor Bloomburg to find out Coleman's Bar and Grill evacuation plan - what a surprise - it's La Bella Ferrarra in Little Italy - cannoli section!
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